Thai language phrases for the chemist

Okay so you're in Thailand and you're having a wild time. However the next day you wake up with a real stinker! You need some Thai language language phrases to get your self some medicine.

Shop assistant: Can I help you? = tongkaan arai

Tourist: Last night I got drunk last night and now I have a hangover = mua kuun nii pom duum bia maak gern pai toon nii maw khaang

Shop Assistant: I'll give you some tablets for your headache = ja hai yaa met kin samrap puat hua

Tourist: How many do I take a day? = kin yaa met wan la kii krang

Shop Assistant: Take one tablet 3 times a day = kin nung met wan la sarm krang

Tourist: Thanks = khopkun

Most pharmacists in Thailand can speak the English language to varying degrees. Though you'll most probably need to learn a few Thai language phrases for your trips upcountry.

Thai chat up phrases for your girl

Okay, here's how to butter up your Thai bird, a few of these and you'll be known as the silver tongue cavalier no fear! You might even get your leg over who knows :-)

You have a pretty face and a nice smile = kun mii naa suay le yim suay duay

You are beautiful = suay maak

You are the most beautiful girl in this room = pen pooying suay thii sut yuu nai hong nii

I like Asian women = chop pooying kon Asia.

I have a big one, would you like a look? = koong pom yai jang yaak duu mai

Kiss me! = juup

Hold me = gort pom na

She's putty in your hands now! Next week we're going in for the kill!

How do I get to...? In the Thai lingo

Tourist: How do I get to the bank? = ja pai thaanakhan pai yanggnay krap

Thai: It's easy, just walk a little down this street and it's on the right = ngaay maak dern pai thanon nii iik nit diaw le man yuu thaang khwaa muu

Tourist: Thanks, do you know if the bank is open today on a saturday? = khopkun khorthoot na kun ruu waa thaa thanakhaan pert ruu pit wan ni wan saw ruu

Thai: Not sure go and see = mai nee jai tong duu gorn na

Tourist: Okay I'll take a cab it's faster = ok na ja nang taksi pai rew gwaa

Thai: Good luck = chok dii na

What would you like to drink?

Tourist: What drinks do you have? = mii khruang doom arai baang?

Thai: We have beer, orange juice and water = raw mii bia naam som le naam plaaw

Tourist: I'll have a bottle of beer and a glass of orange juice = aw bia khuat nung le naam som gaew nung

Thai: Would you like anything else? = aw arai iik mai

Tourist: No, that's all for now thank you = phoo laew khopkun

Thai: That'll be 50 baht = haa sip baht na

Tourist: Here's 60 baht 10 baht tip for you = nii hok sip baht sip baht hai kun

Thai: Thank you very much = khopkun maak khrap

Tourist: mai pen rai = that's okay!

Naughty words in Thai

Jiw = little boys penis

kuay = dick

hua kuay = dick head

hee = vagina

naa hee = cunt face

ee dork = slut

ee ngoo = stupid(female)

aey ngoo = stupid(male)

*Please note these thai language words and expressions could cause extreme offense, so try not to use them!

Having trouble understanding the Thai language

Tourist: Where are you going tonight? = yen nii kun ja pai nai

Thai: I'm going to the cinema to watch a film = ja pai duu nang thii roong nang

Tourist: Sorry what does roong nang mean? = Khorthort roong nang phasaa angkrit plaa waa arai

Thai: Roong nang means cinema = roong nang plaa waa cinema

Tourist: Could you repeat that = phuut iik thii si

Thai: Yes, rong nang = roong nang

Tourist: That's better, now I understand = dii gwaa khaw jai laew

Weather

What's the weather like today? = wan nii akaat pen yangngai

Today it's hot = wan nii akaat roon

What was it like yesterday? = mua waan nii akaat yangngai

Yesterday the weather was a little hotter = mua waan nii akaat yen gwaa wan nii

What's the weather going to be like next week? = arthit naa akaat ja pen yangngai

The weather will probably be hotter or cooler I'm not sure = akaat ja roon gwaa ruu yen gwaa pom mai nee jai